Physics Is A Bitch

My dearest William
I agree with you
Physics is a bitch
But you should have a taste
Of my home made LSD
Or some other drugs I’ve made
I like self medication
Cutting open people’s body parts
Theorize about unlikely species
Testing unknown substance
Getting aroused on the job
I have to hand it to you though
Some big trails you’ve left behind
Naughty old professor you
But I still don’t think physics is a bitch
I think you are…
My dear William