Monday

It’s Monday today
I’m scared, hiding under the bed
Hoping I don’t have to face
What they like to force down my neck

It’s Monday today
I guess I’ll be starving now
All is better than pain
Pain in my bowel

It’s Monday today
They have this horrible pudding here
Butterscotch pudding on Mondays
It’s dreadful, I swear

But then this lovely lady
Tells me that it’s Thursday
She tells me oh so sweetly
And I think that’s great!

So it’s Thursday
People look at me funny
Cause it looks like Monday
The day they make me eat

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Butterscotch pudding